WHO NEEDS PATIENCE?: Axl Rose and his girl, that's who. Anyway, good 'opening of RAW' segment that actually goes somewhere, and pulls a great bait and switch right at the end. The final paragraph also plants a few more seeds for if Hector ever wants to turn Daniel babyface. Good start, even if the grammar and editing could use tightening up.
OF DEFIANCE AND CONTEMPT: First off, I had permission from Crash to explore this idea. With that said, this segment shows The UK at probably its lowest point, and unity is, understandably, frayed - not that it was ever tight to begin with...
A NEW BEGINNING'S END: 'CLOOOO SIIIING TIIIIIME...!' I guess that wasn't the point, but that's where that title instantly took me. Anyway, the segment does what needed to be done due to IRL circumstances, and I guess kudos to April for having the perfect 'out' in place for her character, incidental though it may have been.
AFTER THE GOLD RUSH: ...comes the beginning of a new era. (Trailer guy voice) This was an idea I've had from the off, and I'm excited to see it through. The segment itself is overlong and overbooked, I'll allow, but a lot needed to be done in just those few minutes - including the inevitable conclusion to what was, at one point, an exciting and potentially world-conquering stable. RIP UK stable

With that said, this is not the end of any of those characters, so stay tuned.
ROXX VS BoB: I intentionally kept this one short, as it's a TV title match, and therefore does not need to be an epic - just a fast-paced, exciting, fun filled few minutes. Hopefully, this delivered on that. Onwards to the next challenger.
THE ENTERTAINERS: Interesting to see that the Bianca angle was not the end of The Jester. JD is maybe a bit TOO heel here, especially with the putdowns towards GLOBAL (I'm sure it attracts more than a few thousand fans...) This alliance is definitely an interesting prospect, though. I remain cautiously optimistic.
DOWNTOWN DOWNTIME: A fun interaction segment between two characters who could use more of those. A blast to read when it was first shared with me, and a blast to edit/add onto.
MAKE THINGS WRIGHT: I definitely needed to add more characters to my roster...but this one was too good to remain as a concept. Hopefully, people like her.
NINE LIVES: ...I thought we weren't supposed to mention other feds? Anyway, my condolences to that kid on losing his Dad. Or did he...?
A PURPOSE RENEWED: He gives Dream 'permission'? Who does this guy think he is?! UGH I can't stand Reyn! (Which means, good job, Shae.)
NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER: Typical Truth rant. I realize it's a bit too similar to others before it, but then again, his promos are the spoken equivalent of Twitter or Facebook threads about conspiracy theories, and those are repetitive as hell too...
ANGEL VS VALORIE: I was a little on the back foot when Shae asked if the match could be short, but WOW, what a thrillride! The kind of all-action, high-flying, mile-a-minute cruiserweight match that helped late 90s WCW make a name for itself. I ain't even mad that Val stole Angel's move (backflip off the buckle) and, I think, neither is she. As for the ending, I knew it was coming, and this is going to be good, guys. Although, can SOMEBODY find another line of insult to attack Valorie, that doesn't involve the Marine Corps?
THE ANNOUNCEMENT: Another one I was privvy to beforehand, and part of a somewhat last-minute collaborative effort between roughly half of the fed's handlers, which will pay off later in the night - BIG TIME.
FTK VS ???: About a month late, but here it is, finally. First things first: the 'now-famous phrase' is 'fuck THEM kids', not 'fuck YOU kids', so the singular would be 'fuck THIS kid', not 'fuck YOU kid'. With that out of the way, why aren't they being announced as #FTK? With THAT out of the way, hey! A justification for why this match was postponed. NICE! And now we finally get to the match and it's...The Players? Not gonna lie, I expected Hopper to be part of the opposing team himself after he got in the ring. Barring that, I expected maybe the Xiang Dynasty or one of the old top teams from SCW. Though it is mentioned that these teams have history, so there's that. The rest of it is pretty much an angle,setting up an excellent rivalry, even if I did expect FTK to win, as per customary in someone's debut. Good on Sanders for showing he isn't totally worthless, though...
THE KNIVES ARE OUT: Boardroom politicking about wrestlers I've never heard of. Can we get back to the fighting?
YOU MIGHT BE ALRIGHT: GET A ROOM ALREADY!!! Geez. Rocky and Apollo running on the beach over here. (Also, NOW he's a babyface. Well done. Show, don't tell.)
MUCH-NEEDED MOTIVATION: Yup, sounds like PTA, turning things around so that they're the victims no matter what. As for this feud, I hope it delivers on its potential, because it could be G O O D.
THE LEGEND SPEAKS THE TRUTH: Blaine should apply for the sprint team at the Olympics. Either that, or Darring was standing right there (or passing by, perhaps?) during PTA's interview. As for the segment itself, I have mixed feelings. I love that Darring is showing Truth respect, but I kind of also wanted the usual downpour of heat to rain down upon my keyboard warrior. Either way, the writing was top-notch, as usual.
MILITIA VS PTA: This show marks the first time anyone other than me has written my own characters. In fact, all but one of the matches in which they feature was written by someone other than me. It 'only' took twelve whole shows... I may have a slight problem with over-protectiveness. Anyway, Shae did well with his take on Angel, and now we have Double B writing my redneck crew against his own guys. A line was erased from the Robinsons' intro, causing the ensuing announcer dialogue to make no sense. Also, the long paragraph about music pertains to SEATTLE, because I thought that's where the show was. So, oops. My bad on that. Moving swiftly on, Militia actually get a lot more offence than I was expecting, and remember when this used to be a comedy team? The trashbag backyarders of yore have grown into an actual team, and I love it. They're like the Hardy Boyz of GLOBAL. HOLY SHIT WHAT A FALSE FINISH!! And then the dirty pin, which was my suggestion. Thank you, Brian, for making my boys look amazing in defeat, in a good match overall.
WITCHES: Yeah, yeah, Doritos, random humour, unexpected twists, reality, time and space-bending antics...but what is the point? Why is Doritos going around collecting people? Are we about to have a Bill and Ted-style 'assorted figures from across time' stable?
FOR AMERICA: Another somewhat last-minute addition, to set up events in the near future. Thanks to Hector for reading over this and offering his suggestions.
MAIN EVENT: A match I resisted when pitched to me, and suggested now - but only because of Truth's and Darring's interactions (which were not a thing at the time the match was first pitched) and the opportunity it presented for...things to take place. Allie spitting her usual vitriol early doors, and Brown putting in 300% more effort than he usually does introducing Truth. But then, of course, he puts in twice that for Darring (as he should.) Oh God, Truth has a platform, and he's not about to waste that chance, is he? And now the spelling of Snider gets clarified, thanks for that, boss. Though...Beavis and Butthead? They're BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY! Get it right! 'Effing and jeffing', such a British phrase! Oh man, hope Darring didn't get rabies from that...or hepatitis.. Truth gets referred to as Darring at one point, which is an honour (for me, anyway) but also wrong. ...AAAnd there it is. The moment this has all been building up to. And I am HYPE for it!
Anyway, this was a GREAT Main Event, with WAY more offence for John than I expected (or would have given him) and lots of the excellent character moments Keegan excels at. A great way to cap off a very good episode.
FINAL THOUGHTS: A perfectly competent episode of TV, of even quality all the way throughout, with no evident peaks or troughs. I would perhaps have looked for a little more on the emotional side, particularly doing matches, as segments did deliver on that front. Still, while not as crazy as a RAW after Wrestlemania tends to be, this was a great progression on from Gold Rush, with very little of that 'holding pattern' feel shows like this tend to have (including the disaster after Magnum Opus that we do not talk about.) Well done to everyone, and onwards to ACTUAL Seattle this time, Pedro, you idiot!
PEDRO'S GRADE: B+ (7.5/10 - 3.75/5)