GLORY Predictions Thread

[pdbnb]

I will add more matches as they are confirmed. Right now, let's do it for the matches we know are occurring.

Wrestletronic v Xiang
WINNER:
REASON:

Big Aug Lazar & Alecz The Great vs The Best of British
WINNER:
REASON:

Alex Reyn & Valorie Vitality vs The Angel Corps
WINNER:
REASON:

Jerry David vs The Jester
WINNER:
REASON:

Doritos Man vs Naked Man
WINNER:
REASON:

GLOBAL World Tag Team Championship Match: Trouble Roxx (c) vs Prime Time Athletes vs The Rich Family
WINNER:
REASON:

GLOBAL World Championship Match: 'Legend' Sean Darring (c) vs 'The American Dream' Daniel Dream
WINNER:
REASON:

[pdbnb]

Wrestletronic v Xiang
WINNER: Tronic with the feel-good babyface PPV win.
REASON: He's new, a babyface, and getting over with people. Logical outcome is logical.

Big Aug Lazar & Aleczander The Great vs The Best of British
WINNER: Rupert and Nigel's eyes-closed chemistry is not enough to secure the match.
REASON: It's Big freaking Aug teaming up with Aleczander the freaking Great, that's why. To take on my least relevant characters, to boot.

Alex Reyn & Valorie Vitality vs The Angel Corps
WINNER: Abstaining.
REASON: I know what's happening.

Jerry David vs The Jester
WINNER: The Jester
REASON: He can travel across dimensions. He just has to do to JD what he did to Queen Bianca. In fact, why is he even agreeing to a match when he has JD tied up and at his mercy?

Doritos Man vs Naked Man
WINNER: Naked Man
REASON: Doritos explicitly wants Naked Man to destroy him, as per the segment on the last show.

GLOBAL World Tag Team Championship Match: Trouble Roxx (c) vs Prime Time Athletes vs The Rich Family
WINNER: Abstaining.
REASON: My match, and I know what's happening.

GLOBAL World Championship Match: 'Legend' Sean Darring (c) vs 'The American Dream' Daniel Dream
WINNER: LSD continues his reign at the top.
REASON: Dream is more preoccupied with breaking free of BBZ, and that affects his concentration. Darring goes the extra mile to ensure a win, and does. This should be the barnburner to end all barnburners - and with no side stories to distract from the main feud this time, either.

[Jerry David]

Pedro… I’m not sure you’re reading the same thing as everyone else re Doritos/Naked.

[Jerry David]

Wrestletronic v Xiang
WINNER: Wrestletronic
REASON: Great quick story. Squash.

Big Aug Lazar & Alecz The Great vs The Best of British
WINNER: Aug & Al
REASON: Best team.

Alex Reyn & Valorie Vitality vs The Angel Corps
WINNER: honestly, not really bothered. Probably Reyn and Val. Been a flop with me this one. Sorry.
REASON: Reyn can’t keep losing unless the gimmick changes entirely.

Jerry David vs The Jester
WINNER: The Reader
REASON: I’m writing it.

Doritos Man vs Naked Man
WINNER: the reader
REASON: I’m writing it.

GLOBAL World Tag Team Championship Match: Trouble Roxx (c) vs Prime Time Athletes vs The Rich Family
WINNER: PTA
REASON: Best tag team on the roster by miles.

GLOBAL World Championship Match: 'Legend' Sean Darring (c) vs 'The American Dream' Daniel Dream
WINNER: I know.
REASON: I know.

[Legend]

Wrestletronic v Xiang
WINNER: Xiang
REASON: Great Wall interfears and continues the story as the youngster battles through the Dynasty.

Big Aug Lazar & Alecz The Great vs The Best of British
WINNER: Big Aug and Alecz
REASON: The unlikely team of Big Aug and Alecz and I am here for it.

Alex Reyn & Valorie Vitality vs The Angel Corps
WINNER: Reyn and Vitality
REASON: They are building something and a win helps that story

Jerry David vs The Jester
WINNER: David
REASON: David overcomes the mind games of Jester to cement himself as a top player

Doritos Man vs Naked Man
WINNER: Naked Man
REASON: Because one does not lay on top of a Naked Man even to win.

GLOBAL World Tag Team Championship Match: Trouble Roxx (c) vs Prime Time Athletes vs The Rich Family
WINNER: My Match so wont pick
REASON:

GLOBAL World Championship Match: 'Legend' Sean Darring (c) vs 'The American Dream' Daniel Dream
WINNER: My Match so wont pick
REASON:

[Keegan]

Sound logic in that prediction for Naked Man and Doritos Man, Brian.

[Legend]

Sound logic in that prediction for Naked Man and Doritos Man, Brian.

This match is the first time I am glad there is no visual aspect of E-W!

[Keegan]

The first time? Sure about that?